You Fail At Chirping If...

Fail Day! Yes here we are yet another Tuesday yet another time to point out why others are not as awesome as we are. I got the this idea while my we were chirping at one another playing Diablo the other day, but that only reminded me about how awful some of the chirps I have heard over the years. So here goes.

You Fail At Chirping If...

• Your only insults involve someone's mother
• You only play CoD to get new material
• You believe repeating the same insult actually makes it more threatening
• You go after someone for the same shit you do
• At any point you have said "I do have friends"
• You get parental chirping advice
• You record others chirps and pass them off as your own
• You frequently misspell your insult
• You have to explain yourself on why something was awesome
• You play a Pally in WoW
• Your voice is so high pitched I think awful things are happening every waking moment
• Your stories to explain your awesome skills happened at a time no one was able to witness them 

And finally

• You believe your headset gives you super powers

There you have it this week's edition of fail. Hope you all learned a little something.