You Fail at Raiding If...

So I get whispers everyday about people wanting to join Three Score and you would be surprised at how stupid some of these people are. Here are just a few of the things I have encountered

• You are too Awesome for Hodir rep
• You have no Helm enchant
• You use the Default UI
• You believe your talents have to all be in one tree. This is not a solid spec. This just proves you are completely retarded
• You have no idea what hit capped means
• You are hit capped for level 90 bosses
• You wiped on the Brewfest Boss
• You believe standing in a fire gives you a dps buff
• Your name is Bagellord
• You think food buffs are for African children
• You have gear which is not chanted or gem because it is a waste of gold
• You are a frost mage
• You are wearing PvP gear because of its leet stats
• You think Egbert is going to pull the boss
• Flame Leviathan is the hardest boss you have killed
• Left and Right are difficult concepts for you. Lets be clear Left is the hand that makes an "L" and your right is the hand which is your only friend
• Icicles, Lightning, Beams of Light, and void zones all kill you without fail.
• Your strat for everything is to group it up and AoE
• You are a warrior, Deathknight, or paladin with attack power gems
• "What's an Asisst?" is the first thing that comes to mind when you are told to use your asisst.
• You insist on DPSing the boss from the front as melee
• You advertise your DPS as >1500
• You active Shade of Akama Hard mode because your a tool
• You wave at Icehowl when he runs at you
• You complain your repairs are 30g

And lastly you fail at raiding if

• You think when you tank all you have to do is spam taunt