You Fail at Being a Guild Master If...

So I thought it was time to bring back every ones favourite you fail at ____ if.. So I will take this from my own page and do it about a Guild Master.

• If you use the basic rank names. Be original you idiot!
• You don't have a Tabard. Included in this is if when advertising your guild one of its major accomplishments is you have a tabard.
• You don't have a 5 tab guild bank. Come on you cheap ass give something back you useless tool
• You don't have a /gremove macro to kick people for random laughs
• You don't see the point in allowing random conversations occur through public notes.
• You become a puppet to your officer. This is WoW and not the US "run" by Bush.
• You're Emo and want everyone to be your Dr. Phil. Grow a pair and do your job. Emo people only deserve one rank "tickle me Emo"
• You have a stupid guild name. And by stupid I mean when people walk by you they look at you like you are a moron.
• You recruit through the trade channel. This screams completely full of fail.
• Your intellectual capacity is comparable to that of Bagellord
• You put your birthday on the calendar in hope that people will care. Sorry you have no friends live with it or go die in a fire.
• Your motivational speeches involve phrases such as "SUCK LESS", "OMG KILL IT", "50 DKP MINUS"
• Your name is a sentence. This is fail for anyone, but I just thought of this now so had to throw it in.
• Your Guild Message of the Day is like your personal ad
• Your Mom is a member
• You have no website
• Your progression mentions your ability to clear Naxx
• Your Guild Info Tab lists your real life hopes and dreams. One of these being "moving out of my mom's basement"

And of Course

• You are a Ret Pally

Ya ya bring the bitching!