So If Thrall Calls it Quits...

So if Thrall decides what is being talked about and he no longer be the Warchief of the Horde. I have come up with reasons Why I Gauss should be the Warchief and not Garrosh.

Why Garrosh is Bad

• First of all Garrosh is a warrior who dual wields one handers. Talk about noob and learn how to spec. I think even Bagellord knows that is fail. Also did you see how many times Varian Parried him he must also not be hit capped. God dam Noob.
• Does he think we forgot that he sat in Nagrand for months crying like a baby how he would never be a good leader. Yes your daddy was big and strong, and all we know from you is that you cried that you would never be as good as him.
• He obviously doesn't know how to insult anyone correctly. "Pig" or "Pompous King" is the best he can come up with. How has he not commented on that moron's hair its like free ammunition.
• I am all for giving rights to the mentally disabled, but we don't need a leader whose intellect is obviously extremely sub par. He crashed and ruined all the ships when he landed in Northrend and pretty much wasted all the materials he brought building a massive fortress which no one ever attacks. Not to mention Saurfang rips him apart and he doesn't even realize it. We would also need to move the throne room from the "Valley of Wisdom" as this obviously wouldn't make sense anymore.
• I am also all for equal rights for minorities, but do we really need to prove it by electing a brown orc?
• I heard he would reinforce Silvermoon. So secretly he must be a member of [The Protectors of Silvermoon]
• His instructions for quests would be worse than that Pirate in Howling Fjord. "KILL stuff in that place where the things are and KILL others there and ya KILL more now BE GONE"

Why Gauss is Good

• Dr Pepper will be sold on all drink vendors in Orgrimmar
• It would be easier for me to hand out War Bears to everyone
• Taurens are Bigger and obviously bigger is better
• Our Economy will always be stable
• I will make firework stacks be more than 5!
• Pi Day will become a new Holiday
• Mathematician will become a new Profession
• Barrens Chat will be disabled
• Ret Pallys will be isolated in all cities so they can just bitch to one another and keep the rest of us out of it
• Boomsitck Imports will be renamed "Gauss' Emporium" sorry Kaja I will find you a job somewhere else.

and lastly and most importantly

• I will bomb Silvermoon

Gauss for Warchief in 2010 the campaign starts now!