Thursday, October 1, 2009

Ideas for Goblin and Worgen Dances

So I know the dances are probably already done and decided, but I could careless and as should all of you because this is my topic for the day!

Goblins

Carlton Dance: So anyone who ever watched Fresh Prince knows the dance I am talking about. Just remember how much you laughed while watching the show when you heard "It's not Unusual..." now picture a goblin doing that and its pure money. In case you forgot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS1cLOIxsQ8&feature=fvst

Chumbawamba: Ok so this really isn't a dance its just some people getting up and falling down over and over again. How is this not a dance already? So I picked the saddest attempt at this I found to show anyone who has no clue http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18xDICYp9J0

Mr Roboto: Again how has blizzard not put this in yet. A goblin doing the robot obviously is not as funny as a Tauren or Draenei but it will work. I felt bad for this guys video sucking so bad we can do him the service of making fun of it more http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU8VXCmTWEY&feature=related

White Rapper: Ok so Goblins have New York accents, which is kinda close to Detroit in retrospec and besides everyone knows jumping in place is like the best part of WoW. So why not make a dance in tribute to this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFYQQPAOz7Y

Night at the Roxbury: So we have Napoleon Dynamite doing the dumbass dance as a bloodelf. And I'll admit this dance would fit perfectly for a bloodelf, but just as Mr Roboto can settle for second best as a Goblin dance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvJO6W7MFMI


Worgen

Thriller: Everyone is thinking this. I can't think of a better dance to give these freaks of WoWs Nature then to pay tribute to a freak of Human Nature. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un3-Hb9wF9s

YMCA: I am actually having trouble typing this because I am laughing so hard thinking about it. Full of win in so many ways in addiotion to the hilarity of it being a Worgen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

Ice Ice Baby: Ok so WoWV has immortalized MC Hammer a useless product of Musical history so why not Vanilla Ice. Besides I want to see all the morons do this dance at the next Blizzcon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

Chicken Dance: Honestly I challenge you to find something which would be funnier than this. For all of you who don't know what the chicken dance is wtf is wrong with you get out of the house once in awhile and stop playing that pally of yours. By the way this video was retarded enough to make me laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs

and finally

Cotton Eye Joe: If they can make a Tauren do Peanut Butter Jelly Time they can make a Worgen do Cotton eye Joe. The most annoying song in history will get what it needs more air time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwajvDYd728

My work here is done!

4 comments:

  1. ROFL ok the video links made this

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  2. Chumbawamba is great wouldbe funny if they put that in

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  3. LOL at a worgen doing the chicken dance

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  4. I like the Cotton Eye Joe song I rock that in my car

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