Church of Gauss

Ok so after raid yesterday I was a little bored. You know doing ToC and Onyxia on both 25 and 10 man is a very difficult evening. To anyone who actually believed me there your an idiot. Anyways, so I was bored while I was putting all the raid stuff back in the guild bank. When someone saw me and of course asked for Pi. Being the people person I obliged and in turn single handily destroyed whatever was going on in trade chat. Not that this is difficult to make a bunch of mindless idiots change the topic, but I figured it was worth mentioning. Where was I again? Oh ya, as always there was one moron saying how he forgot to ignore me on this toon like someone actually gave a crap what he was saying. Sorry but you fail, and even your mother isn't proud of you.

Moving on. This lead to a drove of Gauss Nation members starting to preach when all of the sudden someone says "God sent Jesus because Gauss was busy". Now I have no idea if this is some old Chuck Norris joke or really care it just lead to the next chain of events, which is the purpose of this entire post. After a few minutes of people calling me their holiness someone said we should start a guild called [Church of Gauss] because it would be awesome. So of course being bored and always willing to do something which one would find humorous logged on my useless rogue alt. Yes I have a rogue alt hes 61 and will talk about this some other time.

Anyways I went to the guild guy in Orgrimmar and got the charter. Now Cayley looking sharp in his full 9/9 twill set went out and got his signatures. Also didn't even have to give money to people. I couldn't help but laugh when I turned it in and it said

Cayley founds [Church of Gauss]

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Now that I had this useless guild what do I do with it? Of course I started spamming trade with some funny recruitment messages. Here were some of them

• [Church of Gauss] wants you to be born again after hearing the words of Gauss
• [Church of Gauss] now recruiting Priests
• [Church of Gauss] your path to righteousness is only an invite away
• [Church of Gauss] preforming free exorcisms on new undead members

and my favourite

The Prayer of Gauss

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Our Gauss, who art in Azeroth

High Warlord be thy name,

Thy guild come,

thy will be done,

On Azeroth as it is in Outland,

Give us this day our daily quests,

And forgive us our noobness,

As we forgive those

who ninja'd our loot

Lead us not into faction transferring,

and deliver us from the Lich King.

For the Guild, the Loot

and our Achievements are yours

Now and at the time of our wipes

Amen

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So now that we have the Church of Gauss Who wants to write the Gospel of Molten Core?